veterinaryshitposting

“Ventilators don’t get emotional when doing CPR.”

-anaesthesiology

dxmedstudent

Look, if we’re referring to the time I gave someone the kiss of life, that was just business, I swear.

tubes-n-needles

1. I know the phrase, but “kiss of life” still sounds like a d&d spell.

2. Ventilators don’t create fuss or panic. They just deliver air/oxygen under positive pressure with given rate like good boys. Simple.

meatball-surgeon

^ you’re right and you should say it. i used to be frightened of them, but ventilators are good boys.