mariaalenkoshepard

Mr Tyler: Are you a man or a woman?

Aziraphale: I'm an angel

Mr Tyler: Yes but what's in your trousers

Aziraphale: *pulls a bag of m&ms out of his pocket* Snacks!

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Mr Tyler: Are you a man or a woman?

Crowley: No

Mr Tyler: But... no, what's in your trousers

Crowley: *pulls out a pair of sunglasses and puts them on over the pair he's already wearing* *walks away*

Source: mariaalenkoshepard
that aziraphale one is right on the fuckin beaneri can see his delighted little expression'snacks!'