[shakescene]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[prksoda]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypeglitch]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypeglitch]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[gingerdaile]

Now who is Tender/Mild and Feral/Mild

[actualaster]

BABY Jesus, specifically, is Tender and Mild

[twistedthicket1]

like a good roast ham