Petition for someone to write a Much Ado about Nothing AU where Crowley is Benedick and Aziraphale is Beatrice and it goes exactly like you think

Ligur: heard that angel is in love with Crowley. We can use this to our advantage

Crowley: what am I gonna do? Say no???

Gabriel: damnit I think that weird demon is in love with Aziraphale

Aziraphale: (0•0)