Hastur: You played us like a fiddle!
Crowley: Fiddles are actually difficult to play; I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are.
Hastur: You played us like a fiddle!
Crowley: Fiddles are actually difficult to play; I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are.
I ended up finishing this thing for Serizawa week AU prompt anyway because I have no self control.
The second batch of screenshots comes from a joke Twitter thread I did a while ago of…fake Ace Attorney localization style names for MP100 characters kdfgjjgfkld. Some explanation under the cut…??