I’ve figured it out. I adore Aziraphale for the same reasons I adore Elim Garak:
* round
* fussy
* Dessert First
* when offended, first line of defense: get huffy and slightly incredulous
* second line of defense: Murder
Frankly if anyone is Crowley it’s Quark
* morally… slippery
* but still somehow always ends up helping the greater good and making it seem like I Was Doing That Anyway, I’m Not Being Nice
* Proudly [Ferengi/demon] but also doesn’t really fit in with the rest of his kind because he’s spent too long around other people
* this fucking interaction:
OH NO I DIDN’T WANT THIS
why is it true
So does this mean you ship Garak/Quark? 😈
i
must
self-examine
Too much truth in this post