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I was pulled over last night and the officer asked me if I had a police record.

I told him “no but I have a couple albums by Sting.

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So as some of you may know, I love to point and laugh at bad legal arguments. And as fun as legal dumpster fires are when they are made by people who aren’t lawyers but think this whole “law” thing seems pretty simple, it’s even funnier when an actual, barred attorney is the person dumping gallons of kerosene into the dumpster.

And oh boy folks, do I have a fun ride for y’all today. Come with me on this journey, as we watch a lawyer climb into the dumpster and deliberately pour kerosene all over himself, while a judge holds a match over his head.

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a digital painting of miles edgeworth in his office, sipping tea from a small white cup. he is typing something on his computer. there are some papers on his desk, and near them, to his right, a steel samurai figurine is standing. it's the one from his office, except the spear an fan have been replaced with two pride flags: the gay one and the demisexual one. the colors are evenly saturated and do not particularly stand out, overall, the palette is bright, but peaceful.

a digital painting of klavier gavin, mid-concert, playing a purple guitar with a smile on his face. he is wearing a crop top and leather pants, and has a rainbow pride flag on his shoulders, like a cape. he has a belly button piercing and some necklaces, as well as glitter on his eyes. the painting is done in pink and purple undertones. klavier has a trans pride flag bracelet on his hand.

a digital painting of maya fey and franziska von karma in a field of flowers. maya is putting a flower crown on franziska, who is sitting down in said field, happy and content with some flowers gathered in her hand. maya is also wearing a flower crown. hers has bisexual flag colors, whole franziska's is lesbian-coded. franziska has a bracelet with trans colors on her hand.

happy (early for some) pride to all of the mlms, wlws, t4ts and women in stem

a digital painting of a meme with ema skye, aa4. she is standing confidently, the background is the aromantic pride flag. above and below her, large text says "love is in the air? wrong! i sprayed luminol everywhere".

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The New S2 Poster Details

Terry's hat and scarf ❤ With an ook pin! ❤

Crowley's old glasses on the statue. The statue itself is the Marly Horses by Guillaume Coustou the Elder.

Aziraphale's bow tie on the floor 👀

The cardboard box - long ago Neil shared on his instagram: Game on! There are mysteries, histories, secrets revealed and Something Too Terrible To Be Revealed on the way. Also a cardboard box.

Three feathers. One white, one blac and one white with a bluish/grey tinge (if it's not a shaddow)?

The angel mug is back 🥰

'The Resurrectionist' matches with skull and crossbones. In the previous poster there was a The Resurrectionist leaflet.

Again the Eccles cakes (already were in the previous poster)

Feather duster with dark gray/black feathers

On this shelf there books also in the previous poster, but at different place 🤔: The Crow Road, Catch-22.

And: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon, from wikj: mystery novel by nritish writer Mark Haddon. Its title refers to an observation by the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes in the 1892 short story The Adventure of Silver Blaze

And: No Woman No Cry: My Life with Bob Marley by Rita Marley a memoir of Bob Marley by wife, Rita.

Also heard the people say that the right one of the Catch-22 they see Gabriel García Márquez on the spine (I can't read it :)).

Lord Jim and Treasure Island have also been identified in the previous poster but now are in a different place 🤔👀.

Three books by Jane Austen: Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice and Emma. We have already seen Pride and Prejudice in the previous poster but it was a different edition so Aziraphale has more than one :).