DONE WITH SEASON 1 OF DS9
Welcome to the fandom. Here’s your jumja stick and your voucher for five free spins at the Dabo wheel. We are so happy you’re here!
Oi, I never got a jumja stick or a voucher when I joined the fandom! And I’m already on season three!
Oh, dear! /casts about/
Well, you may have my jumja stick - I’ve not even started it yet - and there are always lots of vouchers - here, have two - consider it interest!
And to make up for the oversight, do have this very nice bottle of kanar, only slightly off, all yours, enjoy!