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this is how the movie went right
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Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
the real dichotomy is guys who spend 4 hours in the bathroom in the morning doing their hair vs guys who just wake up like that
Takhisis in the Temple of Darkness (Diana Magnuson, AD&D Dragonlance module DL14: Dragons of Triumph by Douglas Niles, TSR, 1986) This borrows elements from Clyde Caldwell's painting that was used on the cover of this module, which also was referenced in the opening credits of Record of Lodoss War.
I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.
Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
there was a little guy at the place where they made my grandma’s floor tiles
there was a little
guy at the place where they made
my grandma’s floor tiles
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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