— pyrates: having a friendship with me is like...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
walrus-queen
pyrates

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP