i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like sparrow’s egg between?
this is how the movie went right
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
the real dichotomy is guys who spend 4 hours in the bathroom in the morning doing their hair vs guys who just wake up like that
XP/98 remix
ok what the fuck
It sounds like some digital boss theme
I had to draw this.
I can relate to murderbot because my performance reliability drops too when people try to talk to me about feelings
cosmictuesdays
bobcatmoran
XP/98 remix
ok what the fuck
It sounds like some digital boss theme
I had to draw this.
