the genetically engineered quartet in ds9 needs its own spin off.
Obviously, it would be a musical.
"Why?"
"That’s a stupid question!!"
That’s actually the chorus for the opening number of episode 7. (Episode 8 opens with, “Julian, Put That Disabled Woman Back Where She Came From or So Help Me,” originally written for Melora: the Musical.)
The heart breaking finale? “Julien you are an arrogant sod for thinking you can fix everything because your brain is special.” The ending lyric? “Shut up miles”