I don’t know. I mean, I’ve never read that anywhere or anything – but look at the man. Not a hair on him. I don’t think that’s right.

Huh. Or maybe it is. A google image search has proven unrevealing! No pun intended! But the few shots I’ve found of the man in a tank top suggest that, yes, he is freakishly hairless! I’m slightly pouty about it.

I think I was thinking of Rene Auberjonois having to shave for that naked-on-the-beach scene, and somehow translated this into everybody having to shave… or something?

Seriously, though, no underarm hair at all?