I will always reblog this gifset until someone explains to me how this is a come on.

This is Jack. Thing he can do with a stopwatch: touch his penis with it. And that’s him ready to go!

So… this literally could be “If you’re interested, I’ve still got that piece of paper”?

"If you’re interested, I’ve still got my left shoe."

"If you’re interested, I’ve still got that broken light switch."

And he’s ready to go!