assorted murderbot thoughts
- murderbot: “i hacked my governor module so no one would be able to fry my brain to a crisp” ART: “frankly i’m not sure anyone would notice a difference” (that’s a lie)
- it sounds like you’ve been through something pretty traumatic, murderbot. wanna go for therapy, murderbot? fuck no, says murderbot
- *mensah looks into the nearest drone like she’s on the office*
- hands stationsec a paper entitled “i do this thing called what i want”
- ahahaha no obviously i don’t have an entire series of lovingly edited fanvids of sanctuary moon. don’t be ridiculous
- one time murderbot actually gets hired to stress test some station’s security (so basically not actually different from what it’s always done, except paid and legit). fortunately pin-lee was extremely thorough in writing up the indemnity clauses disavowing responsibility for any resulting property damage because oh boy was there ever
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