Anonymous asked:

Do have some "Aziraphale is the cryptid of Soho" fics? (Thank you for this blog, by the way, you have given me many great fics to read)

aziraphales-library answered:

You’re welcome! Here are some cryptid Aziraphale fics for you…

The Principali-tea Protocol by inkwell33 (G)

Mr. Zhang knows many things. He knows the proper temperature to steep every tea for maximum flavor, he knows how to blend spices to make chai the perfect balance of peppery and sweet, and he knows how to run a tea shop. He does not, however, know how to do business with an angel. He just does his best.

Or, the fic where Aziraphale’s habits at the local tea shop raise some questions. If the tea shop owner thinks their best customer probably a supernatural being, that is only confirmed when he meets Crowley.

The Godfather of Soho by WorseOmens (NR)

AZ Fell & Co’s looks like a front for something illegal. Both the mob and the police have a thing or two to say about it.

(Or: two Irish mobsters bicker over the nature of their new competitor; meanwhile, two detectives follow a trail of terrified petty criminals back to an antique bookshop)

At work by NohaIjiachi (G)

“You know—“ Aziraphale replied, turning around with a pinched expression. “Lay low for a time. Let the gossiping die down.”

Crowley did not reply, adjusting his glasses back up and focusing on his crosswords once more. Aziraphale sighed.

“Maybe— I went a bit overboard,” he murmured, concerned.

“A bit?” Crowley barked a laugh. “Angel, you are like a constantly-on lighthouse sitting smack in the middle of Soho, and everyone else are moths. I’d say that ‘going a bit overboard’ doesn’t quite cover it.”

The Official Mr Fell Quarantine Thread by argentconflagration (T)

It is with an exasperated sigh that I introduce you to an official thread for this guy. We’ve discussed it and we’ve decided that this is the only way we can stop you guys from derailing threads to complain about this guy. By mod decree, all Mr Fell complaining, griping, bitching, grousing, and miscellaneous butthurt now belongs in THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.

The forumgoers of The Codex, a forum for rare book hunters, come to some very interesting conclusions about the personal life of one Mr Fell of Soho. (Inspired by a tumblr post.)

Unusual Occurrences at A.Z. Fell and Co.’s by WritesEveryBlueMoon (T)

azfellandqueers
Customer: It’s an outrage that you would sell these books *gestures to shelf of LGBTQ fiction* alongside the word of God
Fell: I’m very sorry to hear you think that way. The door is right over there.
Customer: You don’t understand - You could go to Hell for this!
Fell: Oh, I assure you, the forces of Hell wouldn’t dare return to this shop

pretty-pansy
Obviously his reaction is king shit but I’m sorry
Return???

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When the bizzare and amusing habits of Mr A.Z. Fell, bookseller, begin to trend on the internet, those who dwell on various social media sites share their frustrations, confusion, and extraordinarily unusual stories.

- Mod D