My dream episode, and I even pitched it to the writers, was a Cyrano version, which they did, but I actually directed, with Armin and Grilka and Worf. But I did it for Garak and Dax and so forth. Garak falls incredibly, hopelessly in love, but I did it with Bashir. But then Garak is this incredible lyric poet that’s writing poetry for…. .

Audience Member: Put that in the diaries.

Andy: Yeah, I’ll put that in the diaries. See you.

Andrew Robinson at a con in 1998–T ‘n’ T’s Star Trek Adventures

“Garak falls hopelessly in love… but I did it with Bashir.”

Fucking shrieking.