[lizzibennet]

black cats are the backbone of society

[lizzibennet]

black cats have never done anything wrong in none of their lives ever. all of them have nine lives and yet in all of those they have never done one (1) wrong thing

[gayrudeboys]

excuse me, while this is fully correct, this is still a criminal

[lizzibennet]

incorrect. i think he deserves a little crime. as a treat

[petermorwood]

Anyone who thinks that black cats have never done anything wrong hasn’t closely examined the far side of that chicken left on the counter to rest after roasting.

You’d have thought it was too hot, being just out of the oven and all, but it turns out this was not the case…