— noirandchocolate:It must be a witch thing,...

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““It must be a witch thing, [Casanunda] told himself. They’re always very clear about what they want. If you climbed cliffs and braved rivers and ski’d down mountains to bring a box of chocolates to Gytha Ogg, she’d have the nougat...
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It must be a witch thing, [Casanunda] told himself.  They’re always very clear about what they want.  If you climbed cliffs and braved rivers and ski’d down mountains to bring a box of chocolates to Gytha Ogg, she’d have the nougat centers out of the bottom layer even before you got your crampons off.  That’s IT.  Whatever a witch does, she does one hundred percent.
Hubba hubba!

–Terry Pratchett, “Lords and Ladies”
(illustration by Stephen Player)