QUARK
First, I want my eulogy to take
place in the holosuite. We’ll
charge admission. Two slips a
head.

ROM
I don’t know about that…

QUARK
You’re right, make it three. I
want you to use this program –
it’s Doctor Bashir’s.

ROM
(reading the label)
Roman chariot races?

QUARK
(nodding)
Trust me, it’s spectacular. Big
crowds. Lots of cheering. Tell
all the women – especially Dax –
they have to come naked… out of
respect.