So I’m reading The Code of the Woosters, everything is well and truly messed up and it’s starting to feel like an adventure game in the most delightful sort of way, like–

Damn. Every time I go into my room, Gussie is there, and then Spode comes in and beats us both to a pulp, and as cute as the death animation is, I’m kind of sick of it… let’s see, how do I… um… can’t get cow-creamer, can’t get book… have I used everything on everything? Oh, here’s Jeeves wandering through on his cycle… hey, wait a minute.

>TALK Jeeves

“May I be of service, sir?”

>USE pathetic smile on Jeeves

“Allow me to contact the Junior Ganymede on your behalf, sir.”

>USE telephone on Jeeves

“A moment, sir… You have only to mention Eulalie, sir.”

New inventory item, sweet! Okay, let’s try it–have I saved? All right, back to the room–okay, here’s Gussie–

>TALK Gussie

“How are you at knotting sheets?”

Bang bang bang goes the door, okay, here we go–first Gussie with the picture, then–timing, timing–

>USE sheet on Spode

“Graaagh! Aaaargh!”

>USE ugly china thing i don’t like the look of on Spode

Good, that’s got him, now I can–oh, crap, right, Aunt Dahlia–

>USE aunt dahlia on Spode

“*Fruity expletive!*”

Great, okay, while he’s slowed by the Miasma of Embarassment–

>TALK Spode

“I’m going to beat you to a jelly!”

Crap, no, that’s not what I wanted–oh, wait, it’s inventory, damn it, scroll, scroll, ah ha!

>USE eulalie on Spode

“Oh! Oh, my dear Wooster, do forgive me–”

YES~! Now save!

Now how the hell do I find that damned notebook?