Oh no! PLEASE don’t freeze me with your new ice ability in order to turn me into a platform that’s safe to stand on!
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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.
But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?
My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.
A few months later
All hail the High Warden of Gondor.
Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.
I’m going to wear this on my head like a raccoon and show everyone
PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD REDHEAD THIS SUMMER
hello there! do YOU have SKIN???
do YOU leave your HOME and expose that lovely skin to the SUN???
do I have the product for YOU:
this!!!! shit!!!!! D E L I G H T F U L
As a Lifelong Bonafide Redhead(TM) I have put maybe every single kind of sunblock on my body. I hate the texture, I hate that even on my pasty white skin it still streaks, I hate the mess, but you know what I hate more than literally all that?
SUN BURN.
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Sunblock?? NO TEXTURE. N O N E.
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Sunblock?? NO STREAKS!!!
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Sunblock?? NO. MESS.
DOES IT WORK THO??
1000000000000000000/10
Listen. When this arrives you're going to be like. "It's so small!!" Listen. Listen. I have been using the same stick for two (Alaskan) summers now and it is still going strong. Also this means it fits anywhere and will not spill.
The singular downside? You are going to feel like you're putting deodorant on your face solely due to the shape of the packaging. It is!!!! worth it!!!!
Holy shit guys I just got my sunblock stick yesterday and I used it all day yesterday AND today and goddamn if it isn't the most effective fucking thing I've ever used. BRB buying a half-dozen of these bad boys just to like, hand out to friends. (Also the box is INCREDIBLY cute, 10/10 not only would recommend but am recommending.)
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here's my contribution to the lion lilies zine!!! (@dadworthzine) if you missed preorders, keep an eye out for the leftover sales coming up!
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