me: okay, good, now i’m gonna sit down and write—

brain: twelve hundred words of bodyswap fic where julian’s in garak’s body and trying to—

me: um, okay, no, in actuality i’m gonna sit down and write—

brain: a thousand words about julian being sterilized because he’s an augment and how that ends up with him empathising with the director of the children’s centre and OOOOH also he delivers a baby—

me: puts face on keyboard