— hookteeth: beltaguise: Fantasy lizard people...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.

Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??

hookteeth

I have a dire need for this.

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