"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
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I think that the legipillar outfit for babies is a fine idea, but that baby is developmentally way past the legipillar stage and is going to fall over. The baby is going to faceplant. Kid is like 3 years old. Dude. That kid is thinking about getting into a good college. That potato bag design is gonna hold him back
Good take; this is a situation I did not account for, and I reckon that compared to a toddler, most adults are less likely to forget/ignore that their legs are in a sleeping bag and try to take off running.
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
the fucking eagles got him
Frasier and Niles bickering over a voicemail message
Rlly hope my shadow version: they/heflop is doing well xx
Bold of you to assume I'm the shadow version 🙄
ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
you understand
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humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus
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