Guys, wait, I was wrong, the shipping goggles led me astray–

Okay, so it’s Cyrano, right? As for Quark, Worf, and Grilka? With Quark wooing Grilka using Worf’s words?

So if it’s Garak, Dax, and Bashir… well, Andy Robinson would know better than to pitch a script where Dax woos Bashir and Garak’s secretly in love with him, plus also ???

And that means… weh, that means Andy pitched a script where Garak is hopelessly in love with Jadzia Dax.

And I just–

I’m trying, but I just–

(and he’s said as much before, hasn’t he? He’s said that if Garak had to choose between Daxes, he’d choose Jadzia–with heavy implications of interest–)

(i can’t)