Wonderful moments in a fan/non-fan relationship

• mr. snip: oh hey is this your blog? did you write this post?
• me: yeah, yeah, that's me
• mr. snip: aww somebody likes your stories, that's great
• mr. snip: let's see your tips
• mr. snip: ...
• mr. snip: ANAL SEX REQUIRES LUBRICANT???
• me: well it does
• mr. snip: /rolls away and hides face in blanket