this is literally all aa1 phoenix knows about law
this is what he studied from for the bar
“hold the fuck up, ballistic markings???”
(from the AA1 manual, courtesy of this reddit thread)
How is Miles Edgeworth’s German? Do we know?
I basically want an excuse for Franziska to make fun of his accent.
this is AA1 miles edgeworth:

an absolute jenga tower of a man
“all I have to do is win every single time! which is easy! and reasonable! just every single time between now and the rest of my life! there is no conceivable way that one small error could destroy my entire self image and throw me into a spiral! this is a sane and stable way to build a life!”
franziska’s tower is way taller and it’s literally one block on top of one block on top of one block, fucker is Visibly Swaying














