Jadzia Dax + being a menace + Trials and Tribble-ations
like if every job in the world that has “manager” in the name had sisko doing it then i’m pretty sure the world would actually work
he just continually takes this staff of like a psychotic ex-terrorist religious fanatic, a 300 year old egomaniac, a ridiculous self-obsessed manchild, a ridiculous self-obsessed klingon manchild, a security guard with a raging god complex, and a fucking Quark, on a space station that doesn’t even work when he gets it, and against all probability manages to get all of them them to more or less consistently do more or less their actual jobs.
like, while fighting a war, fixing the planet full of religious extremists, and being space jesus




