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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

DAMARRRRR

My good lad with an IQ of 5~~~

His love for Cardassia is different than Garak’s because he wasn’t gaslit into it like Garak was

I mean we don’t KNOW that but he seems like a pretty simple dude, and I imagine a typical upbringing, going into the armed forces like a good son

Cardassia has been kind to him but she isn’t his religion like she is to Garak

So when he turns it’s not out of outraged piety

He’s just mad because this is bullshit

And honestly from a species as twisty as the Cardassians are usually shown to be

It’s kind of refreshing!

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I’ve figured it out. I adore Aziraphale for the same reasons I adore Elim Garak:

* round

* fussy

* Dessert First

* when offended, first line of defense: get huffy and slightly incredulous

* second line of defense: Murder

Not to mention the parallels of having been made for war and finding that actually one much prefers something rather... Different But bashir is Not Crowley Frankly they would both be offended Garak Aziraphale Good omens Ds9

Seriously, though, Garak and Bashir discussing Small Gods.

“–don’t see how you can say that! Brutha is the farthest thing from a credulous fool! He’s the only one who still believes–”

“–in a ‘god’ that has done nothing for at least a century–”

“–because he hasn’t got any true believers! No one has faith!”

“It’s overrated.”

“Oh, God, now you’re going to start about Vorbis again.”

“He’s handling things as best as can be expected, isn’t he? If the ‘god’ you’re expecting to instruct you isn’t appearing, well, one must conclude there’s no such thing and simply continue on making sure that things are–”

“Horrible?”

“…properly run. There’s a country full of people expecting to receive instructions from ‘god’ on how to carry out their lives. Vorbis is simply making sure those instructions come as expected, whether the ‘god’ exists or not.”

“But, Garak, Om actually does exist.”

“Well, that’s hardly Vorbis’s fault.”

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