Anonymous asked:

They actually /did/ wear The Teeth. Aron Eisenberg (Nog) still own his Teeth from the original filming of DS9

FUCK OFF IT CAN’T BE TRUE

that is the best thing i’ve ever heard~~~~~~~~~

Okay, I gotta know, like: did the Ferengi actors wear The Teeth?

Because Rom, Quark, and Nog are all nailing those slushy S’s, and I’m dying of laughter imagining Max Grodenchik just as, like, himself, but with The Teeth.

“Love’s Latinum Lost” contains Ferengi world building.
The rest of the book could be a steaming pile, and I’d still feel like I got my $4.10 CAD worth.

[dragoncharming]

post-reformation ferenginar actually taking sides in conflicts but in the ankh-morpork style of bankrupting their enemies

[tinsnip]

Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you’ll lose.

Ferenginar! Ferenginar!
Ferenginar owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you’ll pay.

Ye gods, it scans! It’s meant to be!

(lyrics from here)

I am a dork~

No good deed ever goes unpunished.

Rule of Acquisition #285

Man, I am cross-stitching that shit and putting it on my wall.

My collection is growing~~~
Quark is the best to drink out of, due to his sheer capacity. Hurrah for Ferengi brains!

[startrekstuff]

 _{Source: Star Trek The Next Generation: The Continuing Mission [Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens] 1997}