I am worryingly tempted to make this my new desktop wallpaper.
Andrew Probert’s concept drawing, which set the style for the Ferengi.
Source: Star Trek The Next Generation: The Continuing Mission [Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens] 1997
"The joke was that the Ferengi were the worst ball players, but, in fact, we were the ones who really could play. I had to play left-handed, because that made it easier for me to look bad."
- Max „Rom“Grodénchik about the Ferengi actors acutally being quite good at playing Baseball
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Quark/Pel
Additional Tags: Alien Sex
Summary:
Ferengi smut with mentions of alien sexual anatomy, because the internet is lacking in that category. Quark/Pel with mentions of Quark/Natima. Missing scene from “Rules of Acquisition.” Before she leaves Deep Space Nine, Pel gets a little more from Quark than ten bars of latinum.
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The functionality of the neck piece should be obvious once one has seen Ferenginar. Remember the constant rain? The big bald head would offer some natural protection, but water getting inside your clothing by dribbling down the neck must be an annoyance.
Perhaps these rain covers are considered “lower class” because an upperclass Ferengi business tycoon would have alternate means of avoiding getting wet?
Okay, wow, this is very useful! I don’t know how accurate it is, but it’ll do for going on with.
My favourite is always 109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.