(Posts tagged Good omens)

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“ The Big St James Park Holy Water Fight
When two gentlemen, one of whom seemed to be the well known Mr A.Z. Fell and a tall dark gentleman whom he has regularly been seen meeting with at St James park broke the calm of the afternoon...
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The Big St James Park Holy Water Fight


When two gentlemen, one of whom seemed to be the well known Mr A.Z. Fell and a tall dark gentleman whom he has regularly been seen meeting with at St James park broke the calm of the afternoon one day with a rip-snorter of a barney and were seen dramatically declaring what seems to be the end of a friendship. Several ducks exploded.

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You open your eyes and take a deep breath as you exit the atmosphere, headed towards alpha centauri. You’re heartbroken and you thought leaving would take your mind off the topic of love, but now you have four light years of traveling to fixate on it. You turn on the old AM radio you brought and scan for channels, intercepting some space communication. You hear this song play while looking out into the vast and lonely expanse of space, and you think the future seems anything but ineffable. 

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nachashim

crowley is the type of bitch to be like. aziraphale you should take my name. no it’s not about ownership it’s not about superiority or whatever we both know who’s in charge here but you really should take my name. because i have one. fell does not count that is not your name. you do not have a surname. so really i’d be doing you a favor. charitably sharing my surname with you. because i love you that’s why. 

nachashim

and aziraphale’s like. i know i don’t have a surname i like it that way. i can’t take your name because then my name would be aziraphale crowley. that’s just ridiculous on its face. your surname is pretty much your name so i’d be better off taking your forename as my surname. no i will not do that either.

nachashim

crowley: my full legal name is anthony j[REDACTED] crowley-crowley. i took my own surname when we got married because my husband didn’t have one. my husband? his full legal name is aziraphale ziraphale aziraphale-fell-crowley. he kept his fake surname and added my real surname but then he also added his name as a third surname before the other two so that he would still be toward the beginning of the alphabet.

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