what have i done
dear god, what have i done
openthedooritschip asked:
DS9 AND WODEHOUSE, YOU SAY??? *follows*
Two great tastes that taste great together! ^^
(Thank heavens for tumblr. I’ve met more people with converging interests than I could ever have expected to. I mean, really, what are the odds?)
Chic Beaded Pendant Lace Charm Bracelet With Ring For Women
a) Oooh.
b) This sammydress thing is becoming a problem.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak
Additional Tags: Porn Without Plot, Look Don’t Touch
Summary:Julian Bashir likes being looked at. Elim Garak likes to look.
Porn without plot, because why not?
Whoops! Oh, well! Nano is going well, and so this is my present to me. And to you other weirdos. Namely you, LadyDrace, whose fault this is in its entirety.
I hope you enjoy!
I now surf sammydress every night as if I’m watching porn. Surreptitiously. Avidly. A bit embarrassed by how fascinated I am.
The xeno fanfiction I am totally open about.
This, I hide.
you can tell the most absurd lies to a cat pretty much whenever you want and there are literally no consequences
Okay, I don’t, why–
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“And are we comfortable now?”
Mrow, said the cat.
“And are we going to try to claw my pants again?”
Mrow.
“Do you know, I think we’re developing quite the rapport.”
Rrow.
“Julian will be pleased, won’t he.”
Brrt, and the cat rubbed its chin against his hand.
“Do you know, I am the king of Cardassia?”
Mrrt.
“Mmm. And do you know, in secret, I meet with the heads of both the Federation and the Romulan Empire?”
Mrrrrt.
“No, it’s true. Last week, in fact. In my shop.”
A disapproving glare. He started rubbing again, and the cat’s eyes closed.
“Too much? I think it’s plausible, don’t you?”
Rrrrrr.
“Also, I once led a mission to the heart of the Klingon Empire.”
Mrrt.
“No, it’s true! Myself and three stalwart friends, and we battled Klingons left and right–and at the end, they called us glorious.”
Rrrrr.
“You’re right. That is a good one. Remind me to drop it in Julian’s ear.”
Brrrrow.
“More to the left? Of course. Anything for such a good listener.”
cucumber-s
