[mostlyhydratrash]

A poll for the lizardfuckers

I’ve managed to avoid the word “slit” in my fics, because @whatis2plus2 hates it, and he betas nearly everything I write, but I’ve never asked the other lizardfuckers who actually read my porn for fun their stance on it. So hey lizardfuckers: pro-slit or anti-slit?

[borg-apologist]

PRO-SLIT!!!

[myriadhallauglokadis]

The things I wake up to 😍

Definitely pro slit. Give me all the slits.

[noxfoxarts]

I find slit to be a practical word because it’s more genderless than cunt. You can’t use “cunt” for a male if there’s not a vagina in there, and “mancunt” is a ridiculous word. Alternatives could be crack, hole, gap…

I must admit that I also tried to avoid various words and kept some descriptions a bit vague so readers with different headcanons or sensitivity can have an easier time projecting their favorite fantasies onto the action. I know that a number of persons use the word “evicted” instead of “erected”, which I personally haven’t done because eviction makes me think of people getting kicked out of their house manu militari, so I kind of picture it as some really kinky shit involving a Cardassian military shoving their hand in to sorta force the squirmy out of its bodily sheath and ah. Not always fitting with the mood.

Sheath also a word I guess XD

[myriadhallauglokadis]

We tend to use “everted”, not “evicted”… I’ve actually never seen “evicted” used like that before 😅

And also, I’m aware that for most head canons, if you’re strict, “everted” would be technically wrong (because the dick isn’t actually everting so much as protruding)…

But speaking of words in general: in English, I’ve seen “purse” used for the cavity that you can enter via the aforementioned slit - a word that makes my friend @borg-apologist cringe, as is “seam” (for the scaling/structure surrounding the slit).

You see “bloom” for everting (I think this one comes directly out of a very good and unfortunately very abandoned fic called “Impulse”).

“Sheath”, as mentioned by @noxfoxarts, is often used for the structure that keeps the dick in place while it is not everted. I personally use “concealed” for the non-everted state in general.

Then, in Kardasi, the terms ajan (for the purse/cunt), vit (for the clit) and prUt (for the dick) are relatively widely in use – they are part of Kardasi according to @tinsnip & Co. There is another one that I really don’t like, and don’t remember, basically it means spear and is used for dick. (I dislike any comparison between dicks and weapons, because they always sound rapey to me).

Personally I don’t use any of the Kardasi terms, because for some reason I simply cannot stand the sound of “prUt”, nor the visual of the capital letter in the middle of the word… Ha. But that’s just me I guess.

Anonymous asked:

Do you ever think of garak tying Julian to the bed and just talking to him? Or reading erotica while like gently caressing Julian's stomach and thighs like everywhere except where Julian *needs* to be touched? While julian tries not to beg? Because I do

Ummmmm yes. Because it’s the voice, isn’t it? It’s the voiiiiiice. (And Julian’s spy kink.)

[toastpiercer]

so we all agree that cardassian have retractable alligator-like genitalia right. so that probably means cardassia has no tradition of dick pics. so i just like to imagine garak’s reaction the first time he’s in his shop, peacefully hemming some women’s trousers, drinking a steaming mug of fish juice and humming some cardassian showtunes to himself, when he gets a text from bashir and casually opens it, assuming its an update on their lunch plans or perhaps a routine “hey babe hows work?”only to discover that it is in fact an artfully-composed photograph of bashir’s fully-erect alien weiner. he gasps and presses his hand to his chest and drops his padd in shock, like its transformed into a snarl of spiders. after taking a beat to compose himself, he gingerly picks the padd back up and studies the dick pic, transfixed.

“oh, elim, what have we gotten ourselves into?” he whispers. his heart is fluttering. first he finds himself a bf from an alien species that keeps their dicks out all the time, and now this. if he’d come across it in an erotic novel he would have dismissed it as florid tripe. but it’s his real life. he’s the luckiest xenophile alive. 

[tinsnip]

~~peniscanon accepted~~

[collectorsweekly]

Happy Valentine’s Day!  Be safe out there… <3

Getting It On: The Covert History of the American Condom

[halotolerant]

Attn: historical smut writers - here are your historic (American) condoms! \o/

[ololord]

I really must think of more poses than “cuddling in bed”

[ololord]

I’m not usually into ot3 shipping but those dorks are YES

Ah, fanfic. Two paragraphs between a gentle, proud smile and ball-licking.

washingtonpost.com

Scientists celebrate the weird world of animal genitalia with #junkoff

It's the latest hilarious (and educational) hashtag to come out of Twitter's scientific community.

https://www.facebook.com/feltman?fref=ts

[grossscience]

Explore the beautiful and terrifying world of animal genitalia–in pictures posted by scientists on Twitter. Science journalist Rachel Feltman has collected a few favorites in this Washington Post article, but follow the #junkoff tag for more bizarre private parts from the natural world…

[jtotheizzoe]

Good morning!

[themanfromnantucket]

Scientist hashtags and memes are some of the best stuff on the internet.