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callmemrsvakarian
callmemrsvakarian

Star Trek spinoff I’d love to see: Garak and Bashir buddy sitcom. Because of reasons, Garak and Bashir must share quarters on Deep Space 9. Hilarity ensues.

Bashir walks into the living area. Garak is sitting on the couch.
“Garak, did you ask Chief O’Brien to take a look at the replicator?”
Garak grins knowingly.
“I don’t know, Doctor. Did I?”
Bashir rolls his eyes and shrugs.
Bashir, to replicator, “Tarkalean tea, extra sweet.”
There is an explosion from inside the replicator. Smoke pours out. Bashir turns to face the camera. His face is covered in grime.
Laugh track plays.

oh my god 'GA-rak there's a BO-dy in the BATHtub!' 'is there? it isn't mine!' sustained joyless laughter garak = worst roommate