[thejonmay]

“Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, nephew. They’re a wonderful, friendly people – as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts… deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers… put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time… and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don’t believe me? Look at those faces, look at their eyes…”

[leaveharmony]

Back to DS9 magazine itself, this time issue 12.  I’ve made these a little larger than normal ‘cos I thought the last few looked a bit hard to read, on reflection.  Maybe too large.  Oh, who knows. 

[leaveharmony]

Another from Star Trek: Communicator’s 123rd issue.  Uncle Quark.  <3

I’ve got to get down to the docking ring before that ship explodes.”
“I’ll beam you down there.”
“You’ll…?”
“Relax, I served on a Ferengi freighter for eight years. I must have witnessed the procedure hundreds of times.”
“Witnessed?! You mean you never operated the controls yourself?”
“Energizing!

Odo and Quark, from the DS9 episode, Babel.

Never trust ale from a god-fearing people, or a Starfleet commander that has one of your relatives in jail.

Quark, From the DS9 episode, Emissary.

[blueongrey]

Humans are Idiots

by Quark.

[pirpintine]

best frienemies

QUARK
First, I want my eulogy to take
place in the holosuite. We’ll
charge admission. Two slips a
head.

ROM
I don’t know about that…

QUARK
You’re right, make it three. I
want you to use this program –
it’s Doctor Bashir’s.

ROM
(reading the label)
Roman chariot races?

QUARK
(nodding)
Trust me, it’s spectacular. Big
crowds. Lots of cheering. Tell
all the women – especially Dax –
they have to come naked… out of
respect.

http://www.st-minutiae.com/academy/literature329/497.txt

I seriously do not remember half of this. There are some really funny lines in here.

[startrek-fashion]

Quark’s pajamas