• Bashir: There's nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in the springtime.
• O'Brien: When the neutrinos are in bloom!

[deeply-spaced]

O’BRIEN: So I get off duty the other night, and I walk into my quarters and there’re Keiko and Major Kira talking. 
DAX: Go on. 
O’BRIEN: As soon as I walked in, they stopped. It was like turning off a holosuite programme. 
WORF: They did not want you to hear what they were saying. 
O’BRIEN: Exactly. I think they were talking about me. 
SISKO: Come on, Chief. You have no way of knowing that. 
O’BRIEN: I may not have the proof, but I know one thing. Molly was there, and when she saw me she started giggling. Laugh all you want. I’m thinking of asking Julian to come live with us. Even things up a little. 

[lostthehat]

/backflips off a cliff into a sea of emotion

FJWEKLFJLJ WHAT THE FUCK ODO

• Dr. Bashir: You're not a changeling anymore. You're humanoid, which is why you need to learn to relax.
• Odo: You said that /last/ week.
• Dr. Bashir: Mhmmm?
• Odo: And...it helped. That and the Prune Juice.
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• Me as Viewer: I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT ODO MADE A POOP JOKE AND I FEEL LIKE I'M TWELVE BECAUSE I CAN'T QUIT LAUGHING
• <p> Ah, the humanoid experience.</p>