‘Sounds like a miracle to me,’ croaked Brutha. ‘Just because you can explain it doesn’t mean it’s not still a miracle.’

Small Gods - Terry Pratchett (via chiakinana-zzz)

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meaning can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies (via nehlo16)

[rebornica]

I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!

Encouraging Zangief!

[gourmandghast]

Oh my god, I want to send this to all the body positivity blogs I follow.

[geeknerddorkdweeb]

My husband just put up a new light fixture in the bathroom and asked me to come take a look afterward. I think he was expecting me to say how wonderful it is but instead I shouted, “THERE ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!!”

I hope he still wants to be married.

[chabbit]

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

[toidarian]

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

[tinsnip]

indigobluerose:

#Julian Bashir #you are not fair #with your pushed up sleeves #and your eyes #and your face #I have reblogged this picture before #I do not care #Star Trek #DS9

[trekordie]

The thing I love about Star Trek is that we have six television series spanning multiple seasons, twelve feature length films, fans literally all over the world and even some currently in space, innumerable fan films and series in a ton of different languages, over forty years of fan fiction and art, several fully-developed languages, hundreds of official novels, thousands of unofficial novels, conventions and cruises running all year long, and a million other things I haven’t discovered yet that make it pretty much impossible to ever get bored.

I’m just saying, if you ever need a thing to get obsessed with, make it Star Trek.

[mrsbenevolent]

this is kind of THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[princessjameskirk]

having a life is interfering with my star trek time