> You bring Miles and Garak to work with you at the infirmary for the afternoon. The two men look at you in horror. They say, “This is a terrible idea.” You grin and say, “Oh, come on! It’ll be fun."
>It is not fun. It is terrifying.
O'Brien and Quark are very angry when they find out what you’ve done. They say, "This is blackmail. You’re going to pay for this, humie.” You shrug. You say, “Fine, I’ll pay the price for your little secret. But what secrets do you two have?"
Odo says, "Go home, both of you. I’ll handle this. Definitely no more blackmail for you."
You drag the men out of the office. They mutter, "I’m sorry I ruined your career, Jules.” You wave your hand and say, “It’s fine, it’s fine."
You look at the pair of them and realize you’ve made a huge mistake.
Odo stands in the entrance of the station. He smiles and nods. He says, "I knew it would work. I have a lot of experience with working with Ferengi.”
He beckons to them and they walk over. He says, “Come on, I have some work to do.”
He picks up some objects from a table and dumps them into a large basin of water. He says, “Cleanliness is next to godliness. Now then, who wants to be cleaned?”
He turns on the water and turns up the temperature. The two men back away rapidly. They say, “Let us clean your basin before we go. We’re good at our job, but we don’t have your cleaning experience.”
Odo rolls his eyes. He says, “You think you can clean my floors?

