(Posts tagged and not at all what you'd think)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
philomytha
philomytha

A fic I’ve had in my WIP pile for years and have finally finished. I started this when I first read the canon mention of this scene, and it’s done at last.

Vive l'amour (2931 words) by Philomytha
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ivan Vorpatril & Simon Illyan
Characters: Ivan Vorpatril, Simon Illyan, Alys Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Alcohol, Awkward Conversations, Talking About Porn, mentions of a variety of Barrayaran kinks, Voyeurism
Summary:

Ivan and Simon get drunk and talk about porn.

this is deft as fuck vorkosiverse this is really absolutely excellent and not at all what you'd think