“You don’t have to sign any contracts to use this mini backpack! Carry all of your essential in pure Ursula fashion - with her purple tentacles embroidered on front. The flap features a gold tone nautilus shell, just like her necklace, with hanging-chain detail. The faux leather body has functional zipper detailing with black tassels that open up to an aqua outline of Flotsam & Jetsam. Adjustable straps, interior zipper and open pockets.”

thedeliriumtennants asked:

Hello, me again. Just sitting here thinking about how much Michael loves Wales and how that's a massive cover-up for the fact that he can't speak Welsh. At all. He's small and useless.

whatisthepointofyouhardy answered:

Oh hello, long time no see

lolololol

Local Man Emphasizes His Welshness to Hide the Fact That He Can’t Really Speak Welsh:

[whatisthepointofyouhardy]

[trusthimhesadoctor]

What an adorable dork