Bathing suit shopping, I stg.

“Miracle suit! Tucks your tummy! Slims your shape! Look ten pounds lighter instantly!”

Meanwhile, the model they’ve hung it on has itty-bitty titties and a thigh gap, I mean, Jesus.

I wish I could type in my height and weight and see the damned thing on someone who looks more or less like me.

I also wish I had a flying unicorn pony.