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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“I wasn’t planning on doing anything for MerMay, but then (because I have Discworld on the brain right now) I was struck with the idea of how useful a mermaid officer would be to the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, so here’s a last minute...
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I wasn’t planning on doing anything for MerMay, but then (because I have Discworld on the brain right now) I was struck with the idea of how useful a mermaid officer would be to the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, so here’s a last minute contribution. She’d have to be pretty brave to risk swimming in the Ankh every day, but maybe with an aquatic officer backing them up the River Division would manage to keep their boat afloat for more than a day at a time! I don’t know if there actually are mermaids on the Disc, but I based her design on a river dolphin and figured a boat hook would be more handy than a truncheon. I don’t know what to name her, though. Thoughts?

i really like this and i want to name her Shelly because i'm that kind of asshole