Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season Five.
22. In battle, side by side
I like giving Garak knives ~ ~ ~
I like the fact that Julian has a phaser but is getting his ass/face kicked, while Garak has a small knife and is evidently having fun.
I like that the guy with genetically engineered physical abilities has no instinct or desire to be a warrior, while the guy who looks like a slightly plump turtle can gut you from clavicle to groin with a paper clip.
How to hit the jackpot with Cardassian tailors:
- Wear a fancy suit
- Shoot them in the neck, not fatally if possible
- Profit
I like to think that there’s like whole subgenre in Cardassian literature where lovers near kill each other in good spirit and Garak is shedding some sweet tears as his life has become so poetic.
(Cardassian blood is really like… brown, I just didn’t care that much.)
"...And it may be a very messy, very bloody business.
Are you prepared for that?"
-Elim Garak







