(Posts tagged can't teach a pig to sing)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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fayanora

This Jem’Hadar is talking to Sisko like “You should have killed [Worf] for disobeying your orders,” and I really think Sisko should’ve been like “Listen, custard fucker, you glorified meat cannonballs may be able to grow your babies in test tubes and have them fighting in three days, but our fuckin childhood is EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS long. We’re children longer than most of your people live, so I’m not about to twist a dude’s head off for getting into fisticuffs with a gnarly fucking Predator/dragon hybrid ninja like your crusty-ass selves, so I suggest you go back to shooting Founder semen into your necks and back the fuck off.”

CUSTARD FUCKER right? wasteful! but the jem'hadar would just be like omg see this is totes what i am saying you guys are inefficient founders forever can't teach a pig to sing it wastes your time and annoys the pig