Me: Stalking my cat throughout the house, medicine in one hand, treats in the other
Cat: runs away, ever elusive.
Me: continues at an even pace, wearing her down.
Me: “evolution has not been kind to you my friend. The universe has judged your heart and has found that my will is insurmountable compared to your own! Thus do men climb to the ranks of gods!”
Spoiled girls get catnip from Ireland! She is one happy catten!
Green catnip in more ways than one. :-D
From @kellyfosterkittens: “Greta wants to tell you all about her Furrriday! Her day can be summarized by: 😼🕊😴😻🐠 Can you decode that?😂 Describe your day in 3 emojis below! 👇🏻” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2xXOdJW ]
cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits
cucumber-s
folkdances
'blorbo from my shows' this 'blorbo from my shows' that. well what about blorbo from HER shows 🤨
[ID: A simply coloured digital comic featuring Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney. In the first panel we see a computer screen open to a text document which reads, "'Thanks to you I am saddled with unneeded feelings,' said the Evil Magistrate before kissing the Steel Samurai with". The text cuts off. In the second panel, we see Maya typing the above into a computer with a concentrated smile. Phoenix is leaning down behind her, wearing an extremely confused expression. In the last panel, he asks, "What the hell are you writing?" as Maya reels back in surprise, shouting "AH" as one hand smacks out to cover the computer screen. End ID.]
i thought Wright had lean
