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does anyone know if there are (canon or fan-made) cardassian swears?

tinsnip

As per self and feltelures's ongoing totes made-up but very fun Kardasi vocab:

 

Let’s swear in Cardassian!



Cardassian

Pronunciation

Rough English equivalent

atsi’sepgehtef: to consort with an inferior

e’Gir: defective

huss’vest: to desiccate – a pretty mild curse

kratnij: boundary violation

pled: to shit

s’hUnj: to twist – a pretty mild curse

sark: alien

slet: to fuck

tiz: to piss

us’cut: chaotic, unstructured, a mess

usU: messy (mild curse); oh, it’s all messy = oh, it’s all fucked up, but the sense is mild exasperation; you look a bit messy = you look a bit disarranged, and implications can vary from “you aren’t taking very good care of yourself” to “ooh, did you just get laid?”

vrerUj: unclean, filthy

I believe “sark” is actually sourced from galileoace’s Kardasi, our template.

(also someone mentioned “khest,” but I thought that was Klingon a la John M. Ford? Is it Kardasi too?)

tinsnip

@catully wondered how to conjugate. Good question!

(Trying to @ feltelures but it’s not working…?)

Like so, more or less:

subject-noun object-noun adjective verb’tense. (Although it can vary. And obviously you don’t have to have all of these parts in every sentence.)

So if you wanted to tell Gul Dukat that he’s consorting with social inferiors—which, like, true, although you might want to be careful about actually calling him on it—you’d say:

dUkat atsi’sepgehtef’I! (Dukat consorting-with-inferiors’in present!)

Or, like, in-past (‘a) or in-future (‘U).

You can also just cuss. Like, you might hiss “vrerUj” under your breath when the sewing machine skips stitches. 

Play around; it’s all just conlang anyway. More details available if requested.

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I also have been working out out what “Fuck you” would possibly be. Perhaps not the most Cardassian of things to say, but you never know. (tinsnip, what say you?)

ka slet’U! (you fuck’imperative [which overlaps with the future tense]; pronounced “kah slayt’oo” with a glottal stop [the hyphen in “uh-oh”] as the apostrophe)

There’s also “Fuck me,” which would be “nu slet’U” (“nuh slayt’oo”)

Pretty sure those are the right tenses, anyway—I spent a bit reading up on profane grammar, which was amazing.

tinsnip

~~pfffft~

I’m just imagining Garak narrowing his eyes at Dukat and then quietly spitting ”ka slet’U,” and it’s destroying me~~!

Much to be done with second tongue here, of course, as well as tone of voice. Chief O’Brien might run into trouble with Gilora Rejal when he means to say “well, fuck me,” (baffled), and she hears “well, fuck me,” (flirtatious undertones)… assuming he ever gets to learning Kardasi, I suppose.

An analogue to “fuck you” might be “in your ajan”, ie. cufka’ajan (shoof-kah’ahzhan). If someone’s insulting you and you turn to him, smile, and say “cufka’ajan,” you are going to start a fight. That is not polite-argument. 

You can also say se’ajan (say’ahzhan), “of-ajan”, to comment on someone’s bright idea; ie. that must be where they pulled it out of.

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Excellent! I knew you would come up with the right flavour for this. <3 “In your ajan” is perfect.

Now I can just see Garak, on a particularly frustrating day, doing one of those kawaii-style embroidery pieces with cufka’ajan stitched in with exquisite care and then hanging it up in his quarters. A fellow needs to have some sort of outlet, right?

tinsnip

vyc

vyc

write it in kardasi for me please, oh please

i have a mighty embroidery need~~~~~

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image

:D

Also, have a transparent version:

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And while I couldn’t find the digital versions I’ve seen on tumblr, this is pretty much exactly what I was thinking of for his embroidery.

I am so very, very looking forward to seeing this when you’re done.

tinsnip

~~~fucking eeeeeee~~~

~~~you rock~~~

now i have to figure out how to use my embroidery pattern program

OH BOY

cufka'ajan feltelures eeeeeee~~~!
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maketreknotwar

does anyone know if there are (canon or fan-made) cardassian swears?

tinsnip

As per self and feltelures's ongoing totes made-up but very fun Kardasi vocab:

 

Let’s swear in Cardassian!



Cardassian

Pronunciation

Rough English equivalent

atsi’sepgehtef: to consort with an inferior

e’Gir: defective

huss’vest: to desiccate – a pretty mild curse

kratnij: boundary violation

pled: to shit

s’hUnj: to twist – a pretty mild curse

sark: alien

slet: to fuck

tiz: to piss

us’cut: chaotic, unstructured, a mess

usU: messy (mild curse); oh, it’s all messy = oh, it’s all fucked up, but the sense is mild exasperation; you look a bit messy = you look a bit disarranged, and implications can vary from “you aren’t taking very good care of yourself” to “ooh, did you just get laid?”

vrerUj: unclean, filthy

I believe “sark” is actually sourced from galileoace’s Kardasi, our template.

(also someone mentioned “khest,” but I thought that was Klingon a la John M. Ford? Is it Kardasi too?)

tinsnip

@catully wondered how to conjugate. Good question!

(Trying to @ feltelures but it’s not working…?)

Like so, more or less:

subject-noun object-noun adjective verb'tense. (Although it can vary. And obviously you don’t have to have all of these parts in every sentence.)

So if you wanted to tell Gul Dukat that he’s consorting with social inferiors–which, like, true, although you might want to be careful about actually calling him on it–you’d say:

dUkat atsi'sepgehtef'I! (Dukat consorting-with-inferiors'in present!)

Or, like, in-past (‘a) or in-future ('U).

You can also just cuss. Like, you might hiss “vrerUj” under your breath when the sewing machine skips stitches. 

Play around; it’s all just conlang anyway. More details available if requested.

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themanfromnantucket asked:

With all this fuss (good fuss, though) about Leonard Nemoy being the universal Trekkie grandfather, I figured it would be appropriate to ask you how to say the familial term in Cardassian.

Oooh, fun! So I consulted with Vyc, and the conversation went as follows:

tinsnip:

Well, I think it probably depends on whose!
If you’re dealing with a family with a mother and father, then we’d have mother’s mother and father’s mother, father’s mother and father’s father. Odds are they all live with you anyway, if they’re still alive, so you can’t just say “Grandpa,” it’s going to confuse everybody.
adik is mother and yadik is father.
a’adik is mother’s mother; ya’adik is mother’s father.
a’yadik is father’s mother; ya’yadik is father’s father.
Those are the formal names. You can also abbreviate. ad’ is mommy, yad’ is daddy, a’ad’ is mommy’s mommy, ya’ad’ is mommy’s daddy, a’yad’ is daddy’s mommy, ya’yad’ is daddy’s daddy.
There are also pet names, of course, like ts-ts (because that’s one of the first noises most little reptile babies can make, so of course the grandparents co-opt it), or hUr (a sort of humming, purring coo; a soothing sort of noise). A little puff of air might be a thing too: ffuh.

Vyc:

I absolutely love that it matters in Kardasi whose grandfather you’re talking about. With both family and territory being huge things for Cardassians, that makes perfect sense.
The only place I see a problem is when trying to apply the rules to families with two parents of the same gender. How do you specify whose grandfather you’re talking about when technically both would be termed ya’adik? While we could go the route of one being ya’adik and the other ya’ad’, I feel as though Cardassians would have words to discriminate between the two regardless. What would those words be? What would they be based on? Status of one parent versus another? But what happens if they’re both, say, hibalek class? I don’t know! :D;

tinsnip:

Yes! I thought of this too, re: same-sexed parents, and I figure that this is where you’ll have “grandfather” and “gramps,” kind of thing? Or “nana” and “pop pop?”
Re: status: oooo, that’s complicated. Okay. Well, that might determine who’s “grandfather” and who’s “pop-pop”. High status wins and gets more respect. If you’re both the same class, older wins. If you’re both the same age, perhaps names do start coming into play, and we get ya’ad’ Rugal and ya’ad’ Chemut. But that’d be uncommon, weird enough that other people would be like, wow, what are the odds? And you’d be like, dude, I know.

And there was unanimity, and much smiling~!

So, Leonard Nimoy is everybody’s grandfather! But since we can’t give him a maternal or paternal aspect, let’s just call him ts-ts and be done with it!

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Hello, everyone! tinsnip has encouraged me to share a project I’ve been working on this month, so, well, here it is: a version of written Cardassian that corresponds to the linguistic rules of the Cardassian language built by tinsnip (and by me, a bit), using the Cardassian font as a base.

Not to make this too long, but as a bit of background, there have been three versions of the Cardassian language that people have put together that I’m aware of: tinsnip’s (which uses Timothy Miller’s version as a base), Greig Isles’, and Esther Schrager’s Simplified Varagasi (more on that in a later post). However, there’s been only one attempt that I know of to put together a written language to match the spoken one—Greig Isles’. (There’s a Cardassian font, but it basically is a letter-to-letter matchup with Latin script […mostly] and has nothing to do with the Cardassian language.) Unfortunately, while it looks as though he put a huge amount of work into building the written Cardassian language, its rules make it essentially useless for the version tinsnip has created.

So, this is where I stepped in—with full permission, of course. I wanted to take the preexisting characters of the Cardassian font and make them correspond to the linguistic rules of tinsnip’s Cardassian language so that any word could be written as well as spoken.

I had a few goals that I tried to keep in mind as I worked:

1) I wanted to maintain Greig Isles’ Cardassian numbering system. This meant that any parts of the Cardassian font where characters had been flipped and mirrored to make the numbers had to be changed.

2) I wanted there to be logic behind the characters I chose to represent each sound, and behind the relationship between the written Cardassian language and its romanization. So while I often left alone anything that didn’t overlap with a number, if I did have to change it, I tried to make similar sounds visually similar as well. (For example, since uppercase X is basically 0 mirrored and flipped and there’s no character assigned to lowercase x in the font, I made it visually similar to k…as far as I could, anyway.)

3) I wanted the language to be accessible (from the point of view of an English-speaker, which is where all my expertise lies). While of course Cardassian is an alien language and thus is likely to be very different from anything spoken on Earth, I wanted the language to be usable by fans without too much trouble. Speaking personally, I’m already trying to learn hundreds of kanji. I don’t need to devote hours to learning how to write in space lizard language. :|

For a few more notes and a usage guide, check below the Read More. I would highly recommend having the pronunciation guide from tinsnip’s language file open as you read along—unless, of course, you’re already familiar with Cardassian pronunciation rules.

Read More

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Tumblies, this is allll Vyc. Please direct all delight to her, as she is perfection embodied in flesh.

Like… I would never have even tried to do this without her. And she just kind of tilted her head, went oooohkay, and built a written language.

I cannot praise her highly enough. And I can’t wait to write in Kardasi~!

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Chapters: 1/5
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Deep Dish Nine - Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miles O’Brien/Keiko O’Brien
Characters: Miles O’Brien, Keiko O’Brien
Additional Tags: Christmas, Vignettes, Happy, Deep Dish Nine, Alternate Universe
Summary:

Happy Holidays, everybody! In the spirit of the season—which, for this interpretation of Deep Dish Nine, means mostly Christmas, the Gratitude Festival, and Lulli’thuf (honoured more in the breach, sadly).

Five vignettes, each involving a different twosome. The backbone for the story is provided by The Weepies’ “All That I Want”. If you like it, please buy it!

Very light, very schmoopy, very of-the-season. May I suggest gingerbread and eggnog laced liberally with rum as reading companions?

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Bless you, tinsnip. I may survive this holiday yet. <3

Also, having prepped too many classes for Christmas concerts on behalf of absent music teachers, I laughed. Oh did I laugh.

tinsnip

Ahaha, yeah, I borrowed from the experience of my sister-in-law on this one. “I love doing the Christmas concert,” she insists, eyes wide and glassy, and gulps her wine.

Source: archiveofourown.org
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amango-tea asked:

Hey you. <3 I've been going over your Kardasi document, and it's absolutely fantastic. I just have one question: Where would the syllable stress fall in Kardasi? Is there any syllable stress? Has anybody discussed this and I just missed it?

I… have no idea!

Mmm. Usually not on the prefix. Often on the suffix. “visf’I” would be “veesf’EYE”.

And from there… I don’t know if there is a rule? Perhaps I should just go through and capitalize where it feels like the stress should be…?

You tell me, you know more about this. Are there rules?

***

Revised–you know what, that bit about the suffix isn’t even true, because as I pronounce it in my head, it’s “VEESF'eye,” falling gently off…!

Maybe it’s a bit like Japanese? Just kind of flows?

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