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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
disgruntled-detectives
febricant:
“ adhoption:
“ river-b:
“ motherfuckinoedipus:
“ abnels:
“ memeguy-com:
“ You win this round cheese
”
actually that is a rectangle cheese
”
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
”
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s...
memeguy-com

You win this round cheese

abnels

actually that is a rectangle cheese

motherfuckinoedipus

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

river-b

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

adhoption

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

febricant

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

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birdandmoon
birdandmoon

A year or two ago I made a comic about David Attenborough, who’s been such an inspiration to so many of us naturalists.

My friend Kiley is one such naturalist. He’s an amazingly knowledgeable and dedicated herpetologist (someone who studies reptiles and amphibians) and an all-around great person. I met him about five years ago. He took me under his herp-wings (marginal scutes?) and taught me a ton about wildlife.

These days we live far away from each other, so we call and sometimes send presents. Yesterday I got a poster tube in the mail. It had a note on it, which you can read in the second picture. In the third picture, you’ll see what was inside the tube. It made my day month year.

Kiley has worked with the Orianne Society, an amazing organization named after a young girl who begged her dad to help save snakes. Seriously. If you love animals, check ‘em out.

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ohbabyitslucasarts
forthepixels

Grim Fandango is a dark comedy neo-noir adventure game released by LucasArts in 1998 for Windows, with Tim Schafer as the game’s project leader. It is the first adventure game by LucasArts to use 3D computer graphics overlaid on pre-rendered, static backgrounds. As with other LucasArts adventure games, the player must converse with other characters and examine, collect, and use objects correctly to solve puzzles in order to progress.

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bronzedragon
bronzedragon:
“thedragonsire:
“ tinsnip:
“ thedragonsire:
“ I found me some delicious chocolate today. Unfortunately I have a tummy ache now, I should have known…
”
Your problem is that you can’t appreciate good chocolate. If you were cultured...
thedragonsire

I found me some delicious chocolate today. Unfortunately I have a tummy ache now, I should have known…

tinsnip

Your problem is that you can’t appreciate good chocolate. If you were cultured enough, evolved enough, to properly digest the chocolate, well, you wouldn’t have had a problem, would you? Really, the fault is entirely on your side. If you were only capable of truly understanding what this chocolate did for you, you’d build it a goddamned statue.

thedragonsire

Well, I obviously assumed that it would be as high-quality as the deluvian chocolate I normally consume. I regret to say that I could not have been more wrong.

Don’t get me wrong. When you first eat the chocolate it’s very sweet, overpowering, convincing. It’s not until later when you start to experience the side-effects. Of course some traitors, collaborators, people will argue that chocolate is chocolate and it doesn’t really matter the quality or quantity. They will buy it anyway, largely due to misleading commercials. Eventually though, anyone with some sense in them will resist fight reject Dukat chocolate and recognise it for the slimy dictatorial bad chocolate that it is.

bronzedragon

Captain Sisko is right, you really are in love with the taste of your own chocolate. 

food food cw the delicious saga continues
linacies
thedragonsire:
“ I found me some delicious chocolate today. Unfortunately I have a tummy ache now, I should have known…
”
Your problem is that you can’t appreciate good chocolate. If you were cultured enough, evolved enough, to properly digest the...
thedragonsire

I found me some delicious chocolate today. Unfortunately I have a tummy ache now, I should have known…

tinsnip

Your problem is that you can’t appreciate good chocolate. If you were cultured enough, evolved enough, to properly digest the chocolate, well, you wouldn’t have had a problem, would you? Really, the fault is entirely on your side. If you were only capable of truly understanding what this chocolate did for you, you’d build it a goddamned statue.

she said tongue entirely in cheek food food cw