How to hit the jackpot with Cardassian tailors:
- Wear a fancy suit
- Shoot them in the neck, not fatally if possible
- Profit
I like to think that there’s like whole subgenre in Cardassian literature where lovers near kill each other in good spirit and Garak is shedding some sweet tears as his life has become so poetic.
(Cardassian blood is really like… brown, I just didn’t care that much.)


